January 2012
2 posts
5 tags
5 tags
April 2011
4 posts
3 tags
Gay sex in the city
it will be brilliant
3 tags
Why can't my wifi's text!?
Dude at work: Will this [2G ipod touch case] fit this [iphone 3GS]
Me: Is that an iPOD or iPHONE?
Dude: Ipod.
Me: Do you know which generation, it looks thicker than the new one.
Dude: No [Turns on phone. You can clearly see the At&T sign.]
Me: *Facepalm* That's an iPHONE, cases are two isles down.
January 2009
2 posts
Wai what?
While talking in a PM about a previous public conversation....
we should so totally threesum that azn girl.
she has a boyfriend :(
we wont tell her.
er
wont tell him
this is what you do
get her drunk.
like crazy drunk
bring her over
start with the feelskies
then i pound her from behind while she goes down on you
how can she go down on me with a bag on her head?
Moral of this chat Not every AZN chick is hawt from the neck up, but they're all worth it on the way down.
Meet my bagel vengence! →
August 2008
2 posts
Wait a second!
bitchycricket: i had to work on my birthday
bitchycricket: so i'm sure yours has been better than mine
gmaglonso: yeah i went to school today
gmaglonso: not really
bitchycricket: at least you can scope out hotties at school!
gmaglonso: lol ok
gmaglonso: i win
bitchycricket: i'm stuck with moms, kids, grandparents and mah ugly coworkers
gmaglonso: cow-workers?
bitchycricket: co-workers
bitchycricket: o_O
bitchycricket: OHWAIT
bitchycricket: LULZ
IRC is lame
Nothing worth posting in FOREVER. Except for this:
(14:56:05)[NewShinyCD] so apparently russians are not abiding by the cease fire agreement
(14:57:12) [DropKickMurpheys] NewShinyCD they are russians
(14:57:20) [DropKickMurpheys] whadya expect?
(14:58:00) [@Kricket] a better gymnastics performance at the olympics
July 2008
1 post
Megaplushie is
but yeah I do have the hots for megaplushie :o
who doesnt?
him spinning around like that gets me hot and bothered XD
Ive been after him ever since I saw him on his webcam
May 2008
6 posts
At least I'm not this crazy yet
(02: 39:09) (@Kricket) WHY AM I STILL UP
(02: 40:37) (Timv) im asking my shelf that same question
(02: 42:15) (@Kricket) well your shelf won't answer you
(02: 42:16) (@Kricket) it's a shelf
Just got the Adobe Air app “Posty.” Pretty neat. Adding this to my pownce and tumblr…
110mb Thread...many lulz →
Scroll down to posts made by “Zircon999.”
The mighty Todd Hath crumbled!
[05/02/08 08: 23:11pm] * Todd sets mode: -o Todd
[05/02/08 08: 23:18pm] !deleteme
[05/02/08 08: 23:57pm] !users
[05/02/08 08: 24:35pm] You win Fifthdream i leave for every now maybe it is better that i was never born
[05/02/08 08: 25:32pm] Bye.
[05/02/08 08: 26:17pm] I will back in three week tell Uchia i made my decsion to go to find my self
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What kind of Frakking moron would give Todd ops in the first place!?
Todd in #gamesurge
* todd (~todd@cpe-76-187-101-15.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #gamesurge
(18: 48:51) todd (*!*@cpe-76-187-101-15.tx.res.rr.com) has joined #gamesurge 3 times, last at (17:14:34)
(18: 48:59) oh God, duck and cover
(18: 49:13) Hey look it Ulgy
(18: 49:24) you fail on every level
(18: 49:34) ulgy eh?
(18: 49:47) i was talk about LmBrendan
(18: 49:56) i has wat
(18: 50:35) THat joke your Turkey i mean you LM|Brendan
(18: 50:52) todd: I hate you.
(18: 51:06) turkey has joke you mean retard
(18: 51:06) Then go play with you self
(18: 51:30) Hey i am trying to be nice and you be rude to me
(18: 53:48) how is calling someone ulgy being nice?
(18: 54:17) Hey the one who said Oh god Duck and Cover
(18: 54:24) he was talking to me
(18: 54:24) yeah ulgy is very mean :(
(18: 54:31) i said i was gonna throw a potato at him
(18: 54:32) you idiot
(18: 54:33) how do you know they were referring to you
(18: 54:33) I don't know
(18: 54:38) you just ASSUMED
(18: 54:41) it's like
(18: 54:41) which is very rude
(18: 54:44) GameSurge... hates Todd
(18: 54:46) and causes problemes like this
(18: 54:48) but he's just too stupid
(18: 54:57) I apolgy LMBrendan
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Todd really is that stupid.
April 2008
6 posts
Blue Jeans Cable Strikes Back - Response to... →
Huzzah for the little man!
Goldfish chatter?
(19: 35:36) * RobEngaged was kicked by TheMilkman ("stfu milkman")
(19: 43:21) * gh (~gh@22-29.202-68.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #xplay
(19: 43:22) gh (*!*@22-29.202-68.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #xplay last as RobEngaged at (19:19:32)
(19: 43:28) wb RobEngaged
(19: 43:46) robengaged?
(19: 44:28) whos robengaged
(19: 44:33) * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@22-29.202-68.tampabay.res.rr.com
(19: 44:43) * gh was kicked by Kricket (You are)
(19: 45:57) * RobertTheMan (~RobertThe@22-29.202-68.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #xplay
(19: 45:58) RobertTheMan (*!*@22-29.202-68.tampabay.res.rr.com) has joined #xplay last as gh at (19:43:22)
(19: 46:02) wb gh
(19: 46:19) why are u kikin me?
(19: 46:32) please ive never been on her
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Read those last two lines carefully...and when you see it, you'll shit tiny little bricks.
Jiggly Jittles
although if I did have manbewbs, I'd defanetly be like "HA HA YOU ONLY WISH YOUR TITS WERE AS BIG AS MINE!!"
Koji_Masuda: We had to get a roller for our lawn because my mom and brother complained about their boobs jiggling violently as they mowed the lawn
Nokia launches N-Gage gaming service - Games -... →
April fools right…right?
The lulz never end!
Hey LM|Brendan and Xeron i need do a job for me please
I want you two to beat up someone for me
So what should pay you to do this job
* Todd think on payment
three. million. dollars.
a blowjob from your mom
then you hired Xeron
*****Later...*****
Hey Ravager|CH|Lap you know you break rules
Todd, I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Talk about mom
Hey Xeron can i ask question please
you just did.
It againist rule to take mom
***No really.***
NO ONE likes Todd
(23: 18:49) * Todd get knife cut myself
(23: 19:24) sorry everone lose control of myself
(23: 19:48) you are not forgiven, gtfo
March 2008
11 posts
Anti-Emo Riots Break Out Across Mexico →
Oh gawd, the lawlz.
Theft: Digg Bitch Slaps Kid For 360 Ransom →
E-Justice for all.
G4 - Press Release: The Block season2 →
DOESN’T IT SOUND JUST SO SUPER DUPER INTERESTING? HOW MANY OF US TOTALLY WATCHED AND LOVED THE FIRST SEASON?
G4 is becoming an hero because of this shit.
This shit...for an hour an a half...
alright, Movie titles, replacing one word of the title with vagina
Vaginas in the Outfield
Back to The Vagina
Fun With Dick and Vagina
how stella got her vagina back
Steel Vaginas
the neverending vagina
Remember the Vaginas
KILL VAGINA
Vaginas in the Hat
Fried Green Vagina's
HORTON SEES A VAGINA
A Vagina to Remember
Vaginas On A Plane
murdered by vaginas
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Just a random sampling...god we're losers.
FUCK YES!
(Kricket) has access 251 in #g4tv.
Let the kicking and banning begin!
Wait...What?
Hey guess what i think warpath with Gamesuege
they not show me no respect
no i not go to let them get they way
I am got to fight them with last of my breath
I write a letter to them explan my everthing
let me tred that again
I wrote a letter to gamesuge explan everthing
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Someone translate please?
Angry Chinese woman sets 400 phones on fire →
Oh…lawl.
Fucking win
00: 26:10) hey guys, what is the most popular 360 game?
(00: 26:19) HALO
(00: 26:19) * SpamServ sets mode: +b *!*@c-67-187-240-240.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
(00: 26:19) * southside13 was kicked by SpamServ (Detected badword in message. Removing user)
Buffy goes gay →
It shoulda been with Faith. :|
Best Todd pm ever?
[20: 41] Fuck you
[20: 41] No, you.
[20: 41] You vote off my
[20: 41] I vote off your what?
[20: 43] You Vote off Xplay
[20: 43] I voted Xplay off of what?
[20: 43] you just vote off and you a jerk off
[20: 44] I a jerk off?
[20: 44] IF you vote off yes
[20: 44] If I vote off yes from where?
[20: 44] Xplay
[20: 44] There's nobody named yes on Xplay
[20: 45] There's Adam and Morgan.
[20: 45] You Vote me off of Xplay
[20: 46] Okay, now you're getting somewhere, with partially complete sentences. Now you must learn tenses. There's past, present, and future.
[20: 46] You still a jerk off
[20: 46] You mess up my computer
[20: 46] You were trying to use past when you said "vote", so it should have been "voted"
[20: 47] I was nice sometime
[20: 47] And you should've wrote "You are" or "You're" and "messed"
[20: 48] Did you get kicked out of #xplay? No, you didn't.
[20: 48] You left.
[20: 48] Yeah did
[20: 48] By yourself.
[20: 41] * Todd has joined #xplay
[20: 48] That means you left on your on, not got kicked out.
[20: 48] You are had bad as them people on #videogamesandanime
[20: 49] Sorry, haven't been in there.
[20: 49] Don't plan on it.
[20: 49] yeah well Ravager|CH\Lap was the one who start it
[20: 50] Oh, I thought you had tenses down. Should've been "started", with the ed on the end.
[20: 50] summon Blue Eyes White Dragon to attack Grim'Exe
[20: 51] I don't believe in "Blue Eyes White Dragon" or whatever form of witchcraft it may have derived from.
[20: 52] You don't know what a Blue Eyes White Dragon is
[20: 52] No, and I really don't plan on finding out.
[20: 53] It just a Yugioh Card
[20: 53] Is that what the witchcraft is called? Yugioh?
[20: 54] yeah i tell Dragons to come to you house
[20: 55] Now you've got to work on the idea of possession.
[20: 55] It shows who an item belongs to
[20: 56] Hey i just joking with you
[20: 56] When you said "you" it should've been "your"
[20: 56] Oh, good. I thought dragons were really on their way to my house.
[20: 57] Hey it just Yugioh
[20: 57] "It's" is a contraction for "It is"
[20: 58] or sorry
[20: 59] Okay, that's what I was waiting for, an apology. Thank you, have a good night and consider using some of those conventions of standard written English.
[20: 59] They make you seem smarter.
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DO.NOT.BE.A.FUCKING.TODD.
More Lulz from Todd [PM]
(18: 35:34) Danm kricket let me on
(18: 35:43) no
(18: 35:47) leave gamesurge
(18: 35:58) gamesurge todd
(18: 35:58) (02:49:04) (02:42:55) leave gamesurge todd
(18: 35:58) (02:49:04) (02:42:55) leave gamesurge todd
(18: 35:58) (02:49:04) (02:42:56) leave gamesurge todd
(18: 35:58) (02:49:04) (02:42:56) leave gamesurge todd
(18: 39:06) I hate you
(18: 39:13) Except when a channel is used in violation of the TOS or AUP, channel management is left within the channel. For registered channels, channel management is left with the channel users. For unregistered channels, channel management is left with the channel operators
(18: 39:18) we have the right to ban you
(18: 39:34) if you hate me, ignore me
(18: 39:36) and all my friends
(18: 39:39) and leave the network
(18: 39:56) no
(18: 40:03) then shut the fuck up
(18: 40:07) because we were here first
(18: 40:12) and we are not going to put up with your shit
(18: 41:09) Just wait to Timv show up
(18: 41:24) timv gave us the @ you dumbass
(18: 41:29) he encourages us to kick and ban you
(18: 41:34) don't you see, he's not your friend
(18: 41:55) Then he go to lose his channel
(18: 42:17) he'll only loose his channel if he doesn't log into it after a set period of time and no master idles either
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Todd thinks he has a right to be in a channel owned by Timv because Timv invited him and gave him access once. This is not true. Do not ever be a Todd, do not assume anyone likes you and is on your side. The internet is serious business, fend for yourself.
February 2008
14 posts
Real Life Comics | T:SCC edition →
Don’t let this happen…fucking FOX.
Bionic Woman cancelled. →
Thank fucking god, this show sucked hardcore gabber style yo.
This makes...perfect sense
[23: 39:09] Beside i can't win they have proof that i was spam advistory
[23: 40:18] What exactly is a advistory?
[23: 40:36] It tell everone about you channel
[23: 43:20] I see..
[23: 44:04] He let me in his channel everthing was go great i i'll yesteday and today you see these people who don't like me think it fuuny to kick me out of the channel
[23: 42:17] hmmm
[23: 43:03] You see his the all story a friends name Timv he has channel Him me are friends
[23: 46:36] Hey can you join me #Todd
[23: 40:07] So you spammed your channel then?
[23: 40:22] only because they did to me
[23: 46:47] Hey can you join me in #Todd
I need a lawyer!
Hey want help sue Gamesure
i saw
(23: 11:28) I want to take to them for mental abuse and emotion stress
(23: 11:58) alright, can you provide proof of these occuring?
(23: 12:21) 21:51] You've been kicked out of #support by ChanServ ((Matteh) You have been helped, please stop wasting our time -> http://www.gamesurge.net/aup/)
(23: 12:44) well, that is completely legal for them to do
(23: 13:15) [00:30] You've been kicked out of #videogamesandanime by ChanServ ((SkyNET) SHIT PISS FUCK CUNT COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER TITS)
(23: 13:21) about that
(23: 13:27) also legal
(23: 13:32) swearing isn't a crime
(23: 13:52) Well it but emtion stress out
(23: 14:22) well before you could think of a lawsuit, you'd have to ask if you brought their behavior upon yourself
(23: 14:47) I was not do anything wrong i was run my channel
(23: 14:55) there are case studies that show that if a user continues to frequent social online enviornments of their own free will, it is at their own choice to interact with the other users
(23: 15:13) and what is your channel?
(23: 15:27) it was #Toddvideosandanime
(23: 15:38) i've already contacted gamesurge for you and have been informed that you have been spamming your channel, which goes against their AUP
(23: 15:43) technically, they could sue YOU
(23: 16:25) Were the person in the other channel invite me in and then kick me out for no reason
(23: 16:31) seems the channel no longer exists
(23: 16:49) Yeah i close down my account
(23: 17:12) you appear to be auth'd
(23: 17:35) hmm
(23: 17:55) They also kick me out of Support not listern to my side of the story
(23: 17:55) you'd have to disconnect from the server to finalize your unregistration
(23: 18:13) the kick message from support that you gave me previous claims they already helped you
(23: 18:24) Then i can start over
(23: 18:35) start over from what?
(23: 19:06) I can start over like i never came to gamesurge
(23: 19:26) you will never be able to do that unless you get an entirely new internet service provider
(23: 19:42) since users can see your ip and hostmask
(23: 20:18) the gamesurge staff has gotten back to me, apparently you were harassing IRCops and advertising your channel, is that true?
(23: 20:24) We might be chanege internet services
(23: 20:48) is this server really worth that trouble though?
(23: 20:56) no it not true i was trying to tell my side of the story
(23: 21:08) i've seen lawsuits from similar things before and with your story, you're unlikely to win
(23: 21:30) they've sent me logs todd, you did spam and harass from what it looks like here
(23: 21:46) can i see
(23: 21:48) it seems like you banned an IRCop from your channel as well
(23: 22:01) you would have all these in your logs as well
(23: 22:04) assuming you log things
(23: 22:13) He go me mad
(23: 22:30) I don't know who he was
(23: 22:39) ignorance is no excuse kid
(23: 23:12) I am sorry if i hurt is feeling can you tell him that please
(23: 23:21) some free advice since the rest of this consult will have to cost you, leave this server, go to a new one, there are hundreds of irc servers with thousands of channels, don't let these idiots get to you and just get on with your life
(23: 23:42) now i'm done talking to you, if you want another consult, you can donate to my paypal
(23: 24:32) Can set up meeting and we can over what happen
(23: 24:44) that makes no sense kid
(23: 24:50) look, go here http://www.mirc.com/servers.html
(23: 24:53) choose a new server
(23: 24:57) start a new irc life
(23: 25:12) because staying here wil only get YOU into trouble, you're looking to be permabanned as it is
(23: 25:44) Thank you anyeles i should said sue them i was mad
(23: 26:36) yea kid, best of luck to you
(23: 26:48) I am 27 year old
(23: 27:00) whatever kid, leave me alone now
(23: 27:08) Sorry
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Lesson of this Toddism - DON'T FUCKING SPAM IRCOPS YOU MORON!!!!
OMFGTEHLULZ
(11: 07:58) (Todd) Hey Kitashi do you know any good lawyers
(11: 08:02) (@Kitashi) No
(11: 08:09) (@Kitashi) Have you been talking with Rossthefox?
(11: 08:10) (Todd) i want to sue Gamesurge
Epic Fail
(17: 01:35) I hate Halo fanboys.
(17: 01:40) And game show host fanboys.
(17: 01:49) GOOO BOB BARKER
(17: 01:50) whoooo
(17: 01:51) i mean
(17: 01:52) >_>
(17: 01:57) rofl
(17: 02:03) Epic failure, Kitashi
(17: 02:09) Kitashi didn't say anything
(17: 02:14) now THAT'S epic failure
The Escapist : News : Valve Confirms More Portal →
This was a triumph…
The 15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters (From... →
#8 is Navi…
“Anyone who has ever played this game should remember constantly hearing a tiny little voice saying:
“Hey!…Hey!…Listen!…Hey!…Watch out!…Hey!…”
SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’m trying to have an adventure here. God damn.”
WTF?
(01: 36:54) roomy vomiting
(01: 37:00) or just hawking
(01: 37:04) SHES ON THE PHONE
(01: 37:07) THROWING UP
(01: 37:08) PIC
(01: 37:09) TALKING
(01: 37:24) oh no, that's vomit
(01: 37:27) oh god
(01: 37:31) ...
(01: 37:35) she's seriously just throwing up and talking on the phone
(01: 37:45) now thats a new low...
(01: 37:45) "yeah i know, " HURL "blah blah blah"
Hellogoodbye
(01: 30:35) * Calvin (~Calvin@cpe-75-80-202-69.hawaii.res.rr.com) has joined #g4tv
(01: 30:59) hello
(01: 31:02) goodbye
(01: 31:12) bye!!
(01: 31:26) * Calvin (~Calvin@cpe-75-80-202-69.hawaii.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit)
(01: 31:32) holy shit, it worked!
MAGIK
(07: 31:19) sup
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(07: 31:19) talkemup is ~talkemup@ip72-205-244-33.ks.ks.cox.net * G4 Java User
(07: 31:19) talkemup on #g4tv
(07: 31:19) talkemup using *.GameSurge.net The GameSurge IRC Network
(07: 31:19) talkemup End of /WHOIS list.
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(07: 31:42) hello idiots talk
(07: 32:01) well f u and ur deomon magic
Fetishes?
(00: 04:13) you like hawt furry deeks in ur butt
(00: 04:23) vore porn all the way man
(00: 04:38) ok first of all, dont redicule my fetish
(00: 04:58) im sure some of you have your share of fetishes too...
(00: 05:09) yea
(00: 05:11) i like girls
(00: 05:15) with vaginas
(00: 05:17) and bewbs
(00: 05:18) how would you like it if i made fun of you for liking your @$$ whipped huh?
(00: 05:23) actually
(00: 05:25) that sounds hawt
(00: 05:33) FifthDream'
(00: 05:44) or how you would a chick with a strap-on
(00: 05:45) * +FifthDream whips Kricket's ass.
(00: 05:49) wouldnt be nice huh?
(00: 05:55) gawd
(00: 05:58) strap-on chicks
(00: 06:02) SO HAWT
(00: 06:06) im just making a point
(00: 06:06) gimmie moar
(00: 06:08) keep going
(00: 06:23) rossthefox is afraid to admit he luves his dog
(00: 06:25) midgets?
(00: 06:27) in a sexual way
(00: 06:38) where's Zayane
(00: 06:46) Zayane, get a strap-on
(00: 06:52) make all my fetishes come true
(00: 08:30) i only have cats
(00: 08:35) ha!! he admits it!!
(00: 08:41) he does nasty things to his cats!!
(00: 08:44) cats he plays with a little too much
(00: 08:50) since he can't get human pussy
(00: 09:01) i can too
(00: 09:08) maybe
(00: 09:11) on a thing called uh, "second life"
(00: 10:26) oh yeah you can get girls in a MMO lololol
(00: 10:50) and starfox, dont redicule me
(00: 10:58) i stay home for my protection
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Moral of this IRC lesson: Go out and get some real pussy else you'll be stuck on SL fingering your cats at home.
January 2008
8 posts
Tumblr is growing. →
I guess I’m glad to be a part of it.
Freed From the Page, but a Book Nonetheless →
I like to read…but a digital page still hurts to read for longer than a real book. Stupid Steve Jobs.