Teh Kricker

Gay sex in the city

• <+RagingBull uh, what if I cross swords with Cap`nRoy or jonathan in the orgy house?
• <+RagingBull that'd be kinda gay
• <+Cap`nRoy> it will be brilliant
• <@Kricket RagingBull THAT WOULD BE CALLED GAY SEX

Tagged: forthelulz,ircgay sex

Why can't my wifi's text!?

• Dude at work: Will this [2G ipod touch case] fit this [iphone 3GS]
• Me: Is that an iPOD or iPHONE?
• Dude: Ipod.
• Me: Do you know which generation, it looks thicker than the new one.
• Dude: No [Turns on phone. You can clearly see the At&T sign.]
• Me: *Facepalm* That's an iPHONE, cases are two isles down.

Tagged: customer serviceretailfacepalm

Wai what?

• While talking in a PM about a previous public conversation....
• <Jonathan> we should so totally threesum that azn girl.
• <Kricket> she has a boyfriend :(
• <Jonathan> we wont tell her.
• <Jonathan> er
• <Jonathan> wont tell him
• <Jonathan> this is what you do
• <Jonathan> get her drunk.
• <Jonathan> like crazy drunk
• <Jonathan> bring her over
• <Jonathan> start with the feelskies
• <Jonathan> then i pound her from behind while she goes down on you
• <Kricket> how can she go down on me with a bag on her head?
• Moral of this chat Not every AZN chick is hawt from the neck up, but they're all worth it on the way down.

Wait a second!

• bitchycricket: i had to work on my birthday
• bitchycricket: so i'm sure yours has been better than mine
• gmaglonso: yeah i went to school today
• gmaglonso: not really
• bitchycricket: at least you can scope out hotties at school!
• gmaglonso: lol ok
• gmaglonso: i win
• bitchycricket: i'm stuck with moms, kids, grandparents and mah ugly coworkers
• gmaglonso: cow-workers?
• bitchycricket: co-workers
• bitchycricket: o_O
• bitchycricket: OHWAIT
• bitchycricket: LULZ