Teh Kricker

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Jan 21
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» New website

Same link, different layout. Leaving Tumblr to use my real website.

Jan 20
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Wai what?

  • While talking in a PM about a previous public conversation....
  • <Jonathan> we should so totally threesum that azn girl.
  • <Kricket> she has a boyfriend :(
  • <Jonathan> we wont tell her.
  • <Jonathan> er
  • <Jonathan> wont tell him
  • <Jonathan> this is what you do
  • <Jonathan> get her drunk.
  • <Jonathan> like crazy drunk
  • <Jonathan> bring her over
  • <Jonathan> start with the feelskies
  • <Jonathan> then i pound her from behind while she goes down on you
  • <Kricket> how can she go down on me with a bag on her head?
  • Moral of this chat Not every AZN chick is hawt from the neck up, but they're all worth it on the way down.
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» Meet my bagel vengence!
Aug 18
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Wait a second!

  • bitchycricket: i had to work on my birthday
  • bitchycricket: so i'm sure yours has been better than mine
  • gmaglonso: yeah i went to school today
  • gmaglonso: not really
  • bitchycricket: at least you can scope out hotties at school!
  • gmaglonso: lol ok
  • gmaglonso: i win
  • bitchycricket: i'm stuck with moms, kids, grandparents and mah ugly coworkers
  • gmaglonso: cow-workers?
  • bitchycricket: co-workers
  • bitchycricket: o_O
  • bitchycricket: OHWAIT
  • bitchycricket: LULZ
Aug 13
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IRC is lame

Nothing worth posting in FOREVER. Except for this:

(14:56:05)[NewShinyCD] so apparently russians are not abiding by the cease fire agreement
(14:57:12) [DropKickMurpheys] NewShinyCD they are russians
(14:57:20) [DropKickMurpheys] whadya expect?
(14:58:00) [@Kricket] a better gymnastics performance at the olympics

Jul 01
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Megaplushie is <3'd

  • <^watcher^> but yeah I do have the hots for megaplushie :o
  • <@TheMilkman> who doesnt?
  • <^watcher^> him spinning around like that gets me hot and bothered XD
  • <@TheMilkman> Ive been after him ever since I saw him on his webcam
May 28
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At least I'm not this crazy yet

  • (02: 39:09) (@Kricket) WHY AM I STILL UP
  • (02: 40:37) (Timv) im asking my shelf that same question
  • (02: 42:15) (@Kricket) well your shelf won't answer you
  • (02: 42:16) (@Kricket) it's a shelf
May 17
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Do what you want cause a is free, you are a ! Guess the removed word! :D

Do what you want cause a <_removed> is free, you are a <_removed>!

Guess the removed word! :D

May 16
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Just got the Adobe Air app “Posty.” Pretty neat. Adding this to my pownce and tumblr…

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